Momentary Lapses, Just how bad is the current economy? Consider this...

Just how bad is the current economy? Consider this…

I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street “Wal-Mart Street”.
In desperation, I called the Suicide Hotline and got a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!