Momentary Lapses

May 21

The Twenty and the One

A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. 

As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. 
The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.
“I’ve had a pretty good life,” the twenty proclaimed. “Why I’ve been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City , the finest restaurants in New York , performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean .” 
“Wow!” said the one-dollar bill. “You’ve really had an exciting life!” 
“So, tell me,” says the twenty, “where have you been throughout your lifetime?” 
The one dollar bill replies, “Oh, I’ve been to the Methodist Church , the Baptist Church , the Lutheran Church .” 
The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, “What’s a church?”

May 17

When will you try it?

A Jewish rabbi and a Catholic priest were good friends. At a picnic one day, the priest was eating a ham sandwich. “You know,” he said to his friend, “this ham sandwich is delicious. I know you’re not supposed to eat ham, but I don’t understand why such a good thing would be forbidden. When will you break down and try it?”

To which the rabbi replied, “At your wedding.”

Best.Protest.Sign.Ever

Best.Protest.Sign.Ever

How Desperate Are You?

How Desperate Are You?

May 16

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Apr 20

Best. Oreo. Ad. Ever. 

Best. Oreo. Ad. Ever. 

Apr 16

Comparing breasts, somewhere in Africa. (NSFW) -

Though this gallery may not be safe for work, I think it shows a great story of three women connecting with their similarities. I love the joy on their faces!

Dec 14

Mark’s Birthday

Sep 23

Looking Slick, Missing the Love

Sep 13

Grandpa Gets A Webcam