December 2011
1 post
Mark’s Birthday →
September 2011
4 posts
Looking Slick, Missing the Love →
Grandpa Gets A Webcam →
Religious Reality TV– SAVE ME! →
August 2011
13 posts
Stop me if you've heard this one...
Two hillbillies are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke. Hillbilly asks her,”kin ya swallar?” The woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly asks her “kin ya breathe?” Woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly walks over,lifts up her dress, yanks down britches and licks her butt cheek. The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food. The hillbillies’ buddy...
The Judgment found stashed in Episcopal Church →
Just how bad is the current economy? Consider...
I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street “Wal-Mart Street”.
In desperation, I called the Suicide Hotline and got a call...
“”It’s temporarily easier to follow a man whom you can see, and worship...”
– Stacey Robbins
Footprints In the Sand – Updated →
Captain Israel vs. Foreskin Man →
July 2011
14 posts
The Last Supper UFO →
Tyler L. Clark: Mano-a-Mano: A Letter to Mark... →
tylerlclark:
Dear Pastor Mark Driscoll,
First off, I want to acknowledge that I don’t know you personally, and I have never attended your church. Most of what I know of you is based on a small handful of your sermons and statements. You and your ministry are surely nuanced and complicated, but this…
Taxes are low and corporate profits are high, but...
“The theory of supply-side economics tells us that if you cut taxes on rich people and corporations, the newly liberated moguls and businessmen will take their windfall and invest it, creating jobs and accelerating the rate of economic growth. The benefits of a light hand on the upper class, therefore, will “trickle down” to the working man and woman.”
It’s not...
““I find it a little baffling when Americans get so gaga-eyed over a princess. In...”
June 2011
11 posts
WatchThis guy would kill at “Minute to Win It”
2011 Atlantic Hurricane Names
Arlene Bret Cindy Don Emily Franklin Gert Harvey Irene Jose Katia Lee Maria Nate Ophelia Philippe Rina Sean Tammy Vince Whitney
May 2011
20 posts
Hey Catholic Church: This Answers Nothing →
